here Lily paused as there were protests in the background and a furious Lily casting muting spells on the other two inhabitants in the Living Room. Draco shuddered, shutting down the thought as he entered the manors great hall. Why didnt Harry send Voldemort a howler? "I was sure if mum and dad sent a howler that Tawny would too." The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. Complete. Harry had sobered up instantly and Hermione had to help him untie the howler from Malach as he was twittering around nervously. Will parody do? Come and look at what your son has done!" Elizabeth Monrowe and Felicity Sparks are the two marauders Sirius didn't mention. Draco was merely a speck of dirt as far as the Dark Lord was aware, and after he had failed to kill Dumbledore, Draco had only proven himself useless. Press J to jump to the feed. "Well what does it say!" @keyframes ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5{0%{transform:rotate(0deg)}to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq{--sizePx:0;font-size:4px;position:relative;text-indent:-9999em;border-radius:50%;border:4px solid var(--newCommunityTheme-bodyTextAlpha20);border-left-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);transform:translateZ(0);animation:ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5 1.1s linear infinite}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq,._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{width:var(--sizePx);height:var(--sizePx)}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{border-radius:50%}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq._2qr28EeyPvBWAsPKl-KuWN{margin:0 auto} In my mind, this was way funnier than what I actually wrote, but I never claimed to be funny, so thats on you. Instead he looked pale and frightened, and he glanced around anxiously before speaking again in a hushed voice. Please consider turning it on! When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. .ehsOqYO6dxn_Pf9Dzwu37{margin-top:0;overflow:visible}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu{height:24px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu{border-radius:2px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:focus,._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:hover{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10);outline:none}._38GxRFSqSC-Z2VLi5Xzkjy{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT{border-top:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);cursor:pointer;padding:8px 16px 8px 8px;text-transform:none}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT:hover{background-color:#0079d3;border:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-body)} #harrypotter He held up the howler. "Who else do we know would be insane enough to suggest stealing Dad's car in the first place?". "Morning Ron! I'm assuming you're hearing this in front of Lucius, so I'm going to enjoy the look of pure shock on his face. Draco stood from his bed and took a deep breath. Cookie Notice "Find him, and make it quick, or I shall practice my technique on you.". INVITE THE WEASLEY CHILDREN OVER TOO!" Basically a fic of Wolfstar sending a howler to Harry after his and Ron's stunt with the flying car in Chamber of Secrets. was heard in response and James could be heard to groan in pain. linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. Or could it be something more? If He Lived (Harry Potter FanFiction) Fanfiction. FLYING OVER THE BLACK LAKE AND THE BOATS THAT YOUR SISTER AND POOR GINNY WEASLEY WERE ON, YOU COULD HAVE RUN THEM INTO THE LAKE WITH THE CAR BY ACCIDENT! On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. The howler continued. "There is no point in betting whether they would win.". Hermione remembered leaning forward in her seat when hearing her best friend, Harry Potter, talking about the object during their first year at Hogwarts. Harry greeted, smiling at the blonde. "All right then, I'll write my own since you're too selfish to share." Harry was in a splendid mood that day and had a lovely dream of torturing Umbridge with a lot of different spells. "Lily, at least Dumbledore did not expel him." Acompanhe-nos: bonsall oaks development Facebook. 135. The Hat had compared him to his cousin. To ma Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit are bestfriends, like sisters some would sayMckenzie Artemis Anne Jamie Potter, James Potter's twin, known as Mixy.. I know I've mentioned this one a few times, but there are letters. Browse through and read popular howler fanfiction stories and books. After Molly Weasley sends Hermione an embarrassing Howler for breaking up with Ron, Severus and a few dozen Hogwarts students retaliate in the form of dozens of angry Howlers. He had only heard of Howlers but this had to be one. 1050. Work Search: "YOU WILL LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS AND SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR SISTER. GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE A COWARD!!!!! It was possible. Site: [Archive of Our Own][139924219787472:site] | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2012-06-08 | Completed: 2012-06-13 | Words: 107464 | Chapters: 18/18 | Comments: 102 | Kudos: 659 | Bookmarks: 180 | Hits: 22809 | ID: 427653 | Download: [EPUB][139924219787472:epub] or [MOBI][139924219787472:mobi] [139924219787472:site]: http://www.archiveofourown.org/ [139924219787472:epub]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.epub?updated_at=1387610162 [139924219787472:mobi]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.mobi?updated_at=1387610162. "WHAT A FEAT! bookshelves lined the walls, each shelf packed tight with bound volumes of dark arts notes and spell books. "He broke the law James! "Lily, school rules are meant to be broken." I tried to tell her to wait till you got home to talk to you about it, but shes just so livid-. After Hermione ends her relationship with Ron, Molly Weasley sends her a vindictive Howler that reveals Hermione's feelings for Severus to all of the Hogwarts faculty and students. "It's nice to see you're in a better mood Harry" said Hermione happily. Regulus, what kind of trouble? Sirius repeated, his rapidly-growing panic causing his voice to raise. He had gotten into the forbidden forest and caused it to be called the . Hermione piped up, setting her Transfiguration textbook down (she was finally done with the entire syllabus for the year, as per normal). Almost anyone can acquire any skill as long as they'll spent enough time on it. he called out. The sunlight made its way into the boy's dormitory where six young first-years still laid sleeping. I'LL FLAY THAT BITCH ALIVE AND USE HER AS A MESSAGE TO THE MINISTRY!". Instead, he observed the envelope, picking it up in a way that looked almost nervous, if Draco didn't know any better. Harry grabbed the red envelope and started his rant, "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! A prank gone wrong between long time rivals, James Potter and Sirius Black, resulted in a severe injury to the heir of the Black family. Draco wondered to himself, unable to look away from the red envelope hovering in front of them. Together. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. Harry should have sent him a howler. Add in a few familial issues, misunderstandings, and sarcastic jokes to the mix and feelings ensue. Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. Harry stood in shock before jumping on to the Slytherin and yelled "I LOVE YOU TOO DRACO MALFOY" and with that the two engaged in a heated make out session. Come on! He gets involved in much the same trouble as his canon self, but doesn't quite have the good name of Harry Potter, leading Dumbledore and co. to become wary of him. Ron Weasley is on his mother's naughty list again. "Yeah mate, no offense but you're terrifying in a bad mood." Soon the trio made their way out of the dorm and down to the common room. The multiple trips back for fireworks and a diary. Draco stared at his red and gold tie, staring at the colors that represented fire and the house of "blood-traitors" according to many families in the Wizarding World. THIS FILTHY PIG HAS SPOILED YOUR NAME! No one but his mother ever asked him what he thought, no one ever asked what he wanted. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry took a deep breath of relief seeing that no other owls were flying throughout the room. What if Voldemort chose Neville? Heart wrenching, I know! In book 5. #dobby Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. EITHER WAY YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC, AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?!? Warner Brothers. Read Howlers from the story | Harry Potter x Male Reader by _dabisboyfriend_ () with 549 reads. I was in a bad mood with Umbridge so I decided to kill her off. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Remus Lupin, the other Marauder, had walked over to Lily's side and picked up the discarded newspaper. What would happen if Voldemort received a howler? Lord Voldemort was in a meeting with Peter Pettigrew, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Severus Snape when a house elf appeared. ALL BECAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WERE ALIVE, NOW EVERYONE IS READING THE MOST PATHETIC BOOKS ON EARTH, I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO A LIFE OF DETENTION IN WHICH I'M FORCED TO CUT UP MYSELF, AND THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS BEEN INFLUENCED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR DEAD AND WILL NEVER BACK BECAUSE YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!!!! "If I had known that you could be bested by a few Hogwarts students, I wouldn't have been so merciful with you and your family, Selwyn. But he couldn't help the sinking feeling in his gut. The foundations of one of the greatest friendship of all time. Helena rolled her eyes at her brother just as a tawny owl swooped into the Great Hall, bearing Lily's howler. #hermione Draco Malfoy, not to be outdone, stood up on the Slytherin Table and shouted "I TOO HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!" "Bloody hell, Harry!" With that, the howler burned itself up, leaving just a small pile of ash in front of the Dark Lord. ._1x9diBHPBP-hL1JiwUwJ5J{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:#ff585b;padding-left:3px;padding-right:24px}._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4{height:16px;padding-right:4px;vertical-align:top}.icon._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5{height:20px;vertical-align:middle;padding-right:8px}.QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{height:18px;padding-right:8px;vertical-align:top}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 .QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)} Ron sighed into his bowl of cereal as Harry shook with laughter. The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss. "And you Creepy Pasta's that I think up.. Won't post often because it takes me a while to think of these Join Celeste DeMontegro and her butler Robin Reyes on a journey to hunt down The Howler, a werewolf that has been terrorizing England for a long time and just killed her little brother. So yeah. They devised a plan and Voldemort decided that since he fucked up Harry's life so much, he'll give him a gift. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 3 | Words: 58,735 | Reviews: 215 | Favs: 1,525 | Follows: 810 | Updated: 5/3/2013 | Published: 3/5/2013 | Status: Complete | id: 9072505 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Hermione G. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting. That was Potter's voice. 18 pages September 3, 2017 djbrodiekay . FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILL ME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. 245. Hermione asked. Lupin sees a struggling Draco Malfoy and decides to adopt the child, but first, he has to get Lucius Malfoy out of the way-legally of course. The Hat had asked him where he wanted to go, it asked what he wanted. Trelawney in the book tells . ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} Turning of the Times by thenoacat (noaacat). LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! Draco also noticed how the Potions Master glared at Harry, which he didn't understand. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 2 | Words: 16,317 | Reviews: 594 | Favs: 2,034 | Follows: 2,490 | Updated: 6/15/2008 | Published: 3/10/2008 | id: 4123423 | Language: English | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Hermione Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol. #dracomalfoy Remus had muttered to no one apparently as both husband and wife were too busy enchanting their howlers to their son and Sirius was laughing silently in the corner. October 31st, 1981 was a terrible day for the Potter family and those they held close. "What do you mean she gets away with everything? The Slytherin's were hugging Gryffindor's and Hufflepuff's, and the usually calm Ravenclaw's were jumping around stomping their feet. Helena shrugged her narrow shoulders. and our Finally Hermione got up the courage and suggested that Harry found a way to relieve his stress. "Thank goodness she has enough of you in her to ignore him then." https://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/This_Means_War/1__Surprise_Snog/. It was never a good sign when he looked like that. Either way, I hope you enjoy my gift!". He snarled as he saw the note and knew that if he tried to leave again today, he'd be seen and Stunned again. Harry Potter | Voldemort | Short Stories Humour Completed Sends Howler Shot. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. "And that is no laughing matter," Lily snapped. 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