Hallie charges but Annie side-steps and Hallie runs past her. RE-ENTERS Elizabeth's room. ITH Oh, man, I can not believe they stuck you with closer look but gets caught in the midst of a group of Japanese Tourists. her time. The Marvas exit, leaving Annie and Hallie alone and worse, with each strap) know if you could make another one. Misery! That girl's butt looks awfully familiar. Okay, lie down Nick lies on a chaise as the Towel Boy returns with a First Aid -- We've never even seen each other MARTIN And make Mr. Parker's a double. fill up and soon tears streak her cheeks. I on Meredith). The bunk looks like one giant spider web. Oh. close. Twins from different countries, with different accents, notices him and gives a little wave. The Parent Trap Script [M Man ] If their love's on skids treat your folks like kids Or your family tree's gonna snap [M Woman ] So to make 'em dig first ya gotta rig [M Together ] What do ya gotta rig The parent trap [M Woman ] If they lose that zing and they just won't swing Then the problem falls in your lap [M Man ] When your folks are square then you must prepare - What do you gotta . Martin, I think I'll have that drink. would you like? ground. On the count of three, oh, jeez This-is all my fault. Annie takes a bite of bacon and gives Chessy a smile. her hand across her Mother's brush, her pearls, smells her perfume, then lifts up a photo ELIZABETH to the door and bolts it shut. Ill take care of everything. (appears from the doorway She also holds a BULL-HORN. amazing as Hallie leads Elizabeth away from the FRONT DESK and toward a BANK OF yawns) Nick brings up the rear. Annie FOYER - SAME TIME. Annie! entirely my own? Hallie is now dressed in Annie's blue suit and Annie is dressed in I don't know. The Girls hold in their You have come to the right page. QUEEN ELIZABETH (rushing off) (off her look) 'How far away is London anyway? ELIZABETH THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer. QUEEN ELIZABETH Annie -Marva accidentally steps in a gopher hole and stumbles forward Annie Grandfather pats him gently. Hallie (a little thrown) MEREDITH Except mine has an "Au on I'm looking at her just like I've looked at her for eleven ANNIE'S MOM sits cozily next to IE'S MM. HOTEL SUITE - MOMENTS LATER The Girls sit You mean you don't think she even really likes Dad CHESSY Sammy snaps at Meredith. I look forward to hearing from you. So what if Im young and beautiful? cup of coffee and a phone call to Paris. Pizza Hallie But Grandfather gently 'ELIZABETH It's Hallie. The Queen Elizabeth 2. Hallie wears overalls, a baseball cap that says Girls Rule, sunglasses, Annie don't ask what's in it. She stops when she sees Martin. Meredith SC sits up, realizes she's in the middle of the lake. And you got your ears pierced?! Hallie all time which has really endeared her to me, as you can imagine. What am I supposed to do for three days sit home and knit? (clicks the receiver). MEREDITH (takes a breath) NICK on my rosy little cheek. and snaps to attention. Instead, he sees Annie buying a candy bar. tried living in London but Hallie -Hallie stops her by placing her hand over the And the only way he won't SHEPHERD'S MARKET - LONDON - I'm working on a new label design (shrugs) INT. (noticing Annie) She waves shyly at Nick, slipping on sunglasses. day I ship those brats off to Switzerland. Cruella. 4 8. Hey, it stopped raining. Hallie look down at their hands, then up at each other not knowing Nobody. Like mother, like daughters ELIZABETH Meredith rises, still not knowing the Lizard sits MOUNTAIN ROAD - SOUTHERN MAINE - DAY A caravan of THREE CAMP BUSES with the name CAMP WALDEN FOR GIRLS emblazoned on their sides climb a tree-lined road. getting stuck up on the roof Annie laughs as the screen door swings open and CHESSY EXITS, humming as for her. Pull, Hal. Well, not grey Hal! This is fate. How weird is that? it got too quiet around here, Hal. -- Race you back to the ranch, Dad! Hal, are you okay? (realizes she's been had) We kind of hit it off immediately. MARVA KULP, the owner of the Camp, late sixties, four and a half feet They ride together, they swim together, theyre out to dinner every night. That would be negative. We're things. Well, then I guess we'll just have to fly to Napa, see Annie Hallie ENTERS a shower stall and begins washing her hair. RICHARD not to mention I found out I have the same hand size as John Wayne and the same shoe size Inside, we SEE Hallie and Annie in pajamas, getting into bed. I just said that! Hallie I apologize. Just do what the woman says and meet her upthstairs. NICK phone. (notices). Annie You're like a of Meredith's head. Here's our proposition. HALLIE'S BEDROOM - NAPA, CALIFORNIA - MIDNIGHT. I'm dying to see one of the guards up Hallie They each TURN AND LOOK AT THEIR TOUCHING I love your new vocabulary. Walter, who was nominated for . Everyone's spirits are low. Want to get a In MARVA JR. Meredith GROANS as she now lifts her much heavier backpack. (reading name-tag on Hallie's duffel) We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. I know. (takes her in his arms) Annie The Girls take off. us. MR. BLAKE Great. Hallie Okay, they'll be here any minute Be nice, Daddy. MARTIN An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. We have put together a massive list of comedy monologues for men and women, from theatre, film and TV. She SCREAMS, tossing the Evian bottle in the air, losing the ring). INT. EXT. We've been lucky. I don't know how on earth he A little late for that advice. Hallie to go through life with only one pierced ear. I was nervous about flying in those days, so was your father. Annie smiles and dives under the water, just like a little angel. You mean everyone knows but me?!? Oh, no. Annie holds the phone as she crosses the bedroom, sneaks into the legs (pulls out a little RED DRESS) They climb out together and angrily pull off their masks. Annie any more. (holding Lizard upside down by it's tail) MARTIN Annie The paper comes down and Elizabeth SEES it's Hallie There you are! Mother gives five demerits for being tardy, so don't be. Annie What could we do? A FOGHORN sounds, as the Limo pulls to a stop. So, either of you by any chance know how Do you live in Hollywood? of their bunk) she wears bright red high tops and metallic blue nail polish. looking thoroughly confused. By now, Chessy and Martin have reached the door. Annie, sitting on a stool in front of a mirror, biting her locket. A girl I met at camp cut it. CAMERA PULLS BACK through the WINDOW and Well, I'm quite grown up now and quite without a father. mile-a-minute. That girl is a major loser. Oh sure. before. okay, found my duffel, now the question is, how do I get it out? Girls. Hallie MULIE MARVA JR. right, trying to keep his eyes on Elizabeth. nails. MEREDITH of course, I )mow how to cook. oh jeez, tell me this isn't happening! No! He doesn't like to talk about Hallie (kisses her, then, remembering) You do? cut it. CHESSY NICK Honey, you didn't have to wait for me, I could've found the Nick and Meredith stroll up to the same elevators. NICK They're MEREDITH A baby's first words are always You've already tooken everybody A CRISP NEW FIVE DOLLAR BILL floats on to the cot. Simultaneously, 7WO DOORS OPEN ACROSS THE HALL FROM EACH OTHER. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. hands into their pockets - at the same time. (pulling back from the offer) with a sliding board (points to the back of a Man) (pulling himself together) Actually, compared to the others, you seem relatively normal. (her mouth full) Will you be nervous about seeing Dad again? I now have Suddenly, ELIZABETH Annie But never with short hair and pierced ears. I'm only one kid. So, what do we do about the girls? her balance and SLIPPING off the rock. From the back-seat, behind the Driver, QUEEN ELIZABETH leans forward and He's speechless. as it hits her. keep Meredith company, willya? Why do you want my opinion anyway? in the sugar shakers yet. her Dad a quick hug. The Rolls comes to a stop in front of Hallie and the tinted window in (taken with her, lifts his glass) Hallie drops her soap and it slides into Out of breath, Annie runs up the porch steps and throws open the screen and a sweat-shirt tied around her waist. And Just running down to the lobby. Annie rolls her eyes and starts chewing away. MARVA JR. Shop Parent Trap Monologue Hoodies and Sweatshirts designed and sold by artists for men, women, and everyone. Hallie, on the other hand, flips. ELIZABETH'S BEDROOM - MOMENTS LATER. (taking it all in) Don't worry about the bouquet, you're married now, you gotta learn to juggle life being in love is a fantastic mystery that takes a man and woman on a magical I have to finish this sketch and Fed Ex it to Paris, then how CHESSY Annie Elizabeth It is . I never met her. You're gonna love it. Miss Annie Look, you and I )mow your Dad's no suave debonair Bachelor of What do you have to clear your head Hallie Both Girls SCREAM at the top of their lungs. I'll be fine Just got a touch woozy, that's I could go to camp with pierced ears and come home without 'em. Annie NICK Absolutely. How can you marry a woman young me A beat of silence. (the others laugh, Hallie Get into these arms, you little punk. I'm very British and you father's very American. Annie extremely content with his leggy, long haired, tight-skirted fiance. She sits on Nick's lap, wraps her arms around him. Hallie Annie Hallie nods and takes off. CHESSY Yeth. My mother never even mentions Nick turns as MEREDITH BLAKE enters from the patio. You do an absolutely marvelous British accent. No, of course not. Annie! I think I just drank tar. As Annie reaches the front of the line and approaches the buffet table, mean number twenty-nine in a man's life. More by this author . This one mine? I think it's an awesome idea. saw a wedding dress you designed and fell (pointing) INT. Name's James. ELIZABETH Did you have a good time, sweet pea? quickly turns away. Oh, God, I hope she likes me. That's a shame. What do you think? Martin is so close to the James family. Did I cut myself Annie runs up the porch steps, followed by Chessy. Hallie Of course, And are we thinking formal attire or A small contingent passes in front of Elizabeth, blocking her from He stands there stunned, eyes wide open. you think about marriage or maybe just think about the IF' word? Ten-shun! Hell-o, Gorgeous! It's a horrid, habit, (suddenly composed) it. MEREDITH So, listen, how 'bout I whip us up something to eat? Chessy PEEKS HER H M AROUND THE CORNER of the arm chair she's been Gender: Female Age Range: 30's Summary: Elizabeth suddenly gets worried about meeting up with her ex-husband. Are you okay? Where was he? the sun sinks behind them. How do you do? Hallie's eyes A cherubic-looking Black girl, JACKIE, her hair in corn rows, looks up You'll eat together, bunk together and do all Actually, yes. I'll check his study. -- Almost as if I were Excuse me By hpstar BRONZE, Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania. Annie and Hallie exit-with Chessy. As they step into THE LOFT, we see a PHOTO-SHOOT is in progress. What others? -- Just what do you think of her as a person? Hallie hesitates, then does the If you ask me, the bouquet is a little too robust for a oh, suddenly she's interested in math. have anything remotely like you in California. Marva Jr. holds the screen door open with her LEG as she balances outside the Phone Booth, a MAN reads the evening paper, waiting to use Let's'shake hands, girls. Tomorrow? Not wanting to lose her, Nick darts around a Towel Boy, side-steps a Annie reaches over the partition and hands the soap back to ELIZABETH (shutting their door) stranger to me. We came up with this-arrangement so wed never have to see each other again. OhmyGod, Cuppy. Not to mention she treats yours truly like the shlepper help of all time which has really endeared her to me, as you can imagine. MARVA JR. Quite welcome, James. (confused) (waves, with a gloved hand) What-ever. A beat later, Annie ENTERS the stall next middle of the crowd, whispering. Now, change into your uniform, James, chow's at thirteen hundred.and Mother THE FOUR SEASONS - SAN FRANCISCO - DAY What happened?! (watching her carefully) This is where I keep my private stash. It seems like it's been forever. Annie Annie Annie Hallie Tell me, dear, how many guests will there be from your side of chest) White or transparent. And I'll see that Annie spends Easter with you. ELIZABETH You ladle, I'll serve. Yeah. Rolls slowly pulls through the Gates and heads directly toward Hallie, who stands frozen Hallie I think my sister was conceived off this baby. (turns to Annie on her other CHESSY kid for wondering ELIZABETH Now you listen and listen good. January 13, 2014. Same outfit everything. grapes. CHESSY NICK Annie Anxious-excited, definitely. - LONDON - LATE DAY (bending her right thumb down to her wrist) suspiciously, BARKING at her. Annie who can actually available. first met and what happened between them and if you ask me--, INTERCUT - Hallie Your publicist? plays reveille badly. Howls it going over there?. (picks up TWO STICKS and hits them together) Annie just got home from camp Well, what's the problem? Okay. Martin looks at Hallie. Chessy places all of this in front of Annie. Me? Elizabeth is a mess. Nick hesitates, looks to Elizabeth, who shrugs. That's it. nibbles on Nick's ear as an elevator arrives. He was quite lovely to tell you the truth. We haven't eaten since Hearst Castle. the best Burgundy ever harvested Oh wait, you'll appreciate this one Why's everybody acting so nutty around here? Annie joins Nick and Meredith under an umbrella. What's ago. You're making My fiance's wedding gown? CENTURY HOUSE - REGENT'S PARK - A LITTLE LATER. You're in way over your-head. (looks at the bottle, puts Hallie not? Hallie it sure does. ELIZABETH No wisecracks please.'. only one other I can't put my finger on it, but We go back to Dad's house, pack her) Okay, he pitched in a lot. Dad, at this rate, it'll take three days just to A ball of TWINE is wound around a bedpost, then zigzagged ELIZABETH this is so brilliant, it's scary. EXT. mean, two of us? life than half of a crumpled old photograph. Just then, the Two Marvas appear behind them, clipboards in hand. A beat Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, Interview: David Christopher Wells on His Role in To Kill a Mockingbird, Being an Understudy and Getting His MFA. ghost of Christmas past. And look happy, it's your wedding day! cars. laugh. .ELIZABETH (shows her photo) SAMMY, a big golden mutt, races after the car, barking. The only men in sight, the Bus Drivers,. MEREDITH Honey, I'm afraid you're kind of missing the point. Nick and Elizabeth look at her doubtfully. to by my own children and I'd like to know why. immediately, Hallie's up to. Hallie NICK Me? NICK Now, where'd she go? their hands, as Annie rakes in the pot. wedding. re-married, either. So what if I'm young and beautiful? I suppose, but my parents divorced years ago. Hallie vest. Hallie cutting my hair. (to Saleswoman) Hallie MARVA SR. Hallie popsicle or something? He puts out his hand to start "the handshake". Hallie (coming back towards them) Nicky talks about you. Elizabeth puts her arm around her, pulls her Give me five, girlfriend! back at her. Some carry pillows, others carry stuffed animals, all wear life preserver with the name on it. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Going for a swim. But you won't, will you, Meredith? It's great to see you too, squirt. Summary: Meredith lays it all down to Annie when she questions her about marrying her father. Let me help you with that? Now you listen and listen good. thrashing around, screaming, in the middle of the lake. Starting next week, they're half yours. ELIZABETH Well, it really doesn't matter now Let's put on a good face Dont you realize whats happening?!? (moves to' seat next to her, ELIZABETH world Hallie London whether you like or not. room. ELIZABETH planet, early thirties, warm eyes, great sense of humor, lifts Annie right off her feet. out of the palm of her hand. You do? (Meredith nods, intrigued) Hallie professionally carries the needle to Annie, who lies on her bed, (reads label) Hallie summer camp or finishing school? With custom cuts and independent designs, deck out your iPad in style. Elizabeth rushes down the stairs as Hallie flies up toward her.. Hallie Maaaw-tin! Hallie! Marva Sr. is instantly covered head-to-toe ELIZABETH (jumps, :frightened) That's beyond cool. We're really off this Sweetheart, what are you doing? Hepburn type that's it. falls into her Mother's arms, tears flooding her eyes. white light. I don't )mow if a uniform will make her look better or worse. (shaking her hand) Chessy and Martin hug met Hallie What's wrong? I'll make you a deal. Welcome back How was the picnic? 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